Tuesday 29 January 2013

Spammers' name blindness

I just had a Russian spam offering this:
Let's try our chance to be together? I am a sweet  and friendly Lady and my dream in life is to meet the favorite man for me. Thousands of miles dividing us, but this isn't an obstacle to my love... I want to be a loving wife, mother, keeper of the family hearth. My eyes are always shine. I am womanly, romantic, smiling and active. My favorite man should be attractive, kind and faithful. I hope that, we'll necessarily find each other.
The alleged name of the spammer: Alderman R Jacobs. Isn't the delightful image dispelled by the thought of the portly Johnsonesque elderly man evoked by the name?

- Ray

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